How true is that? I love your response and your site as well 🙂

Oh yeah, and Chuck Norris pwns all in any movie.

Also, in the end, every major and minor character ends up in a relationship with another major or minor character, regardless of the fact that they never encountered each other in the film.

(TV)When someone says something that is clearly funny, no one in the room laughs at what was said, they pause and then continue what they were saying without acknowledging the comment. Also, when someone slips and accidentally mentions something that they weren’t supposed to, saying “Oh Nothing” is enough to get the character to completely forget about it and continue with what they were saying.

Sword fights are always beautifully choreographed and last a very long time. Mistakes are hardly ever made. Of course, right before the hero wins the fight, he will be doing very badly.

Women losing their virginity will always love the feeling of sex, and will not experience any first time pain.

People who have casual sex never have to worry about pregnancy or STDs.

(TV)When characters talk about a subject, that subject becomes the theme for the next couple of days of the characters life.

Hot girls always date a jackass. The jackass is always clearly mean to everyone and the girl always tells him to stop being a jerk and leave her nerdy friend a lone. The jackass then drives away without her leaving her to walk home in her skimpy outfit, the nerdy hero then offers to give her a ride (she gives special attention to the nerd who likes her for some reason, this also begs the question, why is she even with the jackass if she seems to not enjoy a second of it?)

The nerd has a crush on ONE girl and she is usually the hottest chick in school (schools have a girl who has been voted Hottest Chick), she girl usually hangs around assholes and douche bags, but she still has a secret passion for the nerd.

High school theater departments only put on productions of “Romeo and Juliet” and always cast the inexperienced Main Characters (who are using it to get close to someone else) as the lead role. “I got the lead part in the school play!”, however the theater geeks who are actually involved and good actors never get the lead role.

Theater Kids are losers and weirdos instead of creative and charismatic individuals.

Also, in the end, every major and minor character ends up in a relationship with another major or minor character, regardless of the fact that they never encountered each other in the film.

(TV)When someone says something that is clearly funny, no one in the room laughs at what was said, they pause and then continue what they were saying without acknowledging the comment. Also, when someone slips and accidentally mentions something that they weren’t supposed to, saying “Oh Nothing” is enough to get the character to completely forget about it and continue with what they were saying.

Sword fights are always beautifully choreographed and last a very long time. Mistakes are hardly ever made. Of course, right before the hero wins the fight, he will be doing very badly.

Women losing their virginity will always love the feeling of sex, and will not experience any first time pain.

People who have casual sex never have to worry about pregnancy or STDs.

(TV)When characters talk about a subject, that subject becomes the theme for the next couple of days of the characters life.

Hot girls always date a jackass. The jackass is always clearly mean to everyone and the girl always tells him to stop being a jerk and leave her nerdy friend a lone. The jackass then drives away without her leaving her to walk home in her skimpy outfit, the nerdy hero then offers to give her a ride (she gives special attention to the nerd who likes her for some reason, this also begs the question, why is she even with the jackass if she seems to not enjoy a second of it?)

The nerd has a crush on ONE girl and she is usually the hottest chick in school (schools have a girl who has been voted Hottest Chick), she girl usually hangs around assholes and douche bags, but she still has a secret passion for the nerd.

High school theater departments only put on productions of “Romeo and Juliet” and always cast the inexperienced Main Characters (who are using it to get close to someone else) as the lead role. “I got the lead part in the school play!”, however the theater geeks who are actually involved and good actors never get the lead role.

Theater Kids are losers and weirdos instead of creative and charismatic individuals.

No they did not. That was in the 80s when “Jenny” came out. *LONG LONG* before that they used “KL5” as the prefix… in the 50s and 60s and converted to “555” sometime in the 60s. If you’ve ever watched a movie/show from then that ever showed a phone number, you’d know that. Its also why the phone company did not issue “555” or any “222,333,444…etc” prefixes for many many years until there became a serious shortage of numbers in some arear codes.

Sheesh.

Sheesh.

Maybe someone could take your criticism seriously if you actually had proper grammar and punctuation.